1) Network uptime is inversely proportional to the amount of work you have to get done today. However, thanks to our New System ™, we guarantee blazing-fast speeds and instant access time when you have nothing better to do than look at grumpy cat pictures on the Internet. Upto five times faster than the competition!
2) Issues with your Internet connection? Our trained and professional service staff are always on another call. You get the answering machine.
3) A technical team is on the way. Yes, they’re in a parallel universe at the moment. We will contact you shortly…
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